The famous and unbeatable ALFA top ten (and more) list of observed features and mysteries while observing with apocalyptic optics (AO) and a bit of laser god spice (LGS)!

Before you start taking super high resolution data of this incredible important extra galactic wishy washy make sure that all loopings are doing fine. The following messages appear only to make you feel better while surfing through the web to find the next heavy wichtig object coordinates ...

Got 204 bytes after setup from Taxi.
Timeout from parallel interface.
Dauernd CRC Fehler. (Permanent CRC Failure.)

Antrieb D Geschwindigkeit zu hoch. (Drive D Speed too high.)
Unerwartetes Bit vom T Antrieb (Unexpected Bit from T Drive.)
Camera in OVERLOAD state!

Super Markus!
Airplane detected.
Notstop 'Rechner' liegt an (Emergency Stop 'Computer'.).

I'd like to see the telescope moving.
Are there any chairs left?
Saftsack.

Oh Markus, ganz schlechter Platz.
Paddle please.
Close the loop.

Ja, mach doch mal.
Hau rein, it's tango.
Give me the paddle, I move the Laser in.

Stage timeout.
Laserleitstand.
We should calibrate first.

Morgen fahren wir nach Almeria.
Auf zum Pryca.
Komm, eins noch.

err32 (on the coffee machine).
Wo ist Nr. 13 (donde esta coche numero trece?).
Abfahren!

Wann kommt Valerio?
Bodo Bach ruft an.
Everything is ready, nothing works.

I need a vacaction.
Hasta la vista, Baby.
Local Calar Alto cloud.

Runter nach Gergal.
Schöner Spass.
Cloudy Alto.

The Laserboys.
The new standard.
The new norm.

The famous routine.
The sun is rising.
Time for the backup programme.

Zackenbarsch.
Astrofish.
Hornhecht.

Zwei Sack Brot.
Naranjas.
Put in the TV-Guider.

ALFA out!
I have objects.
Noch 10 Minuten.

Give me 10 more minutes.
King of the Bongo.
Sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.

Warning, an error occurred in the AO subsystem.
Vorwahl ausführen.
S5 not ready.

Mambo No. 5.
POS 0 0 0; -30 0 0; 2000
Vorwahl ausführen.

I pay the bill.
Go to Almeria and get drunk.
Der Renner.

Da Flutschen die Photonen.
Bosses of ALFA don't last long.
Cruz Campo.

Sun Asensio.
kill -9 -1
Better than HST data.

Most expensive cloud detector.
Würstchen Galaxie.
Strehl 112%.

fork: no more processes.
Mal kucki, kucki machen.
ADF.

ALFA deep field.
Luzma! ...

Diffraction rings all around: good time to switch on the CD player and relax to the wonderful music of:

Liquidos's Narcotic
To be continued ...